Posts Tagged ‘What is that? Baby abnormalities’

Baby, baby

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Keeley loves any song with baby in it. Baby, baby is fine. You can sing baby baby over and over again and she loves it. Today I opened her door and sang ’stand by your maaaaan’…. that was a kick. I think she was mostly glad to see me, because she was hungry, but still, hilarious! I think her sense of humor is finally starting to kick in. I put her (clean) diaper on my head and that made her laugh. I played the ’sailor went to sea sea sea’ game with her and that was a great giggle. Patty cake even almost got a snort, and she hasn’t liked patty cake for a few months. Go figure. Anyway, I guess that’s her prerogative. Here’s the 2 of us getting a good laugh at daddy.

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Life with a 10 month old

Friday, August 28th, 2009
  • Crawl everywhere, particularly everywhere mommy doesn’t want you.
  • If she sees you, giggle like crazy and hurry up.
  • Stop, to be sure she will catch you.
  • Whine a little to protest being caught and then happily wiggle legs.
  • Scream randomly during diaper changes.
  • Try to touch the doodie.
  • Pat at yourself to see what’s down there.
  • Scream if mommy doesn’t want you to touch the doodie.
  • Pull out a wipe for mommy.
  • Try to eat the wipe. Pull it in 2 so you can try and eat the other part when mommy is busy with the other piece of it.
  • Cry if mommy takes it away.
  • Ignore all your toys.
  • Play with everything potentially dangerous you can find.
  • Bounce in your jumperoo. Scream while bouncing in your jumperoo.
  • Accidentally bite with your 3 teeth.
  • Chew on water bottles instead of real cold teethers.
  • Check out what’s on your shirt, on daddy’s shirt, and pull mommy’s neckline down.
  • Giggle and go after any toes you can see.
  • Cry when no one will ‘help you’ pull up, even though you are capable.
  • Bang on high chair to indicate that you would like another snack, please.
  • Nap and nurse every 2 hours and then conk out for the night around 8.
  • Bliss!

Things Keeley likes…

Monday, August 10th, 2009
  1. The bright red and blue flashing lights on daddy’s computer (drag away from computer and redirect with a toy).
  2. The cord under the table (and now BEHIND the fan AND the playpen) that the fan, lamp, cell phone chargers and night light are plugged into (drag away from cord and explain how cords are dangerous, for the 600th time and redirect with a toy).
  3. The bottom drawers in mommy’s desk (close drawer and prop foot against).
  4. The bathroom (obvious, close door, drag back to LR and redirect with toy).
  5. Anything non-edible that ’seems’ edible on the floor (that’s icky, and it’s NOT food, don’t eat that, throw item away and vow to vacuum, fail to do so for another week, minimum, redirect with toy).
  6. The tv, even if it’s not on, she can see her reflection (DA,RWT).
  7. Mommy’s hair (see #5).
  8. Water bottles, especially empty ones (oh hell, make sure the lid is on tight and let her have it).
  9. The remote control (denied, repeatedly, RWT).
  10. Mommy or daddy talking on the cell phone (hide in other room).
  11. The laptop, especially if mommy is trying to get some peace and quiet once daddy is home, she MUST! MUST! see what mommy is doing (redirect for the 15th time and scowl at husband).
  12. Her hairbrush (chomp away :-) )
  13. The bottle of lotion (wave away, retrieve when dropped.)

Notice that basically none of these things she likes include toys. She does kind of like some of her toys, but I actually spend 99% of the time she is not sleeping dragging her away from #s 1-5. Sometimes, I admit I give up and turn on the tv. Usually, it’s game show network, so it doesn’t make her stare at it, but she is entranced for seconds by a flashing light or clapping audience, and then sits and plays with her own toys for a while. If it’s particularly interesting to her, I turn it off or turn on the music channel, which goes to a simple bouncy directv logo after about 5 minutes. Then, she tries to eat THAT. Good lord. Yesterday, I had Matthew bring in the playpen. I put her in it this morning for a good 20 minutes to play. She didn’t even realize I had come back into the room from washing my hands and getting a drink, thereby allowing me to read a good 15 pages of a book, and actually rest my weary body, before chasing her again. By bring in the playpen, I mean I have never used it before. Her smaller ‘captures’ I hardly used before anyway, unless she was super fussy (swing, anyone?) and for the last 3 months, she has been at least partially mobile and I have chased after her every 2 minutes that she was not sleeping or trapped in her high chair eating. I should have lost 20 pounds with all the moving around I’m doing. Apparently, my scale doesn’t agree.

The mysterious crawling baby

Sunday, August 9th, 2009

Why mysterious? You put her in shorts, tshirt, onesie, or pants, or any combination, and she will flop like she’s doing ‘the worm’. Put her in long sleeved/footed pjs and she can use all her limbs and trounce across the floor. What the heck?

What she’s doing now…

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Peek a boo is not necessarily a ‘cover your face with something’ game around our house. We also play peek a boo (the only way she will start it herself), by holding something you can see through, like a teething ring, up to her eyes and then looking at you and grinning. Are we messing her up, or what? She still hasn’t put anything over her face and then laughed about it or anything. Now, if we put say her shorts over her face while we are changing her diaper, she WILL pull them off, laugh hysterically, but that’s it. No repeat unless we put them back over said face. Sigh. She originally started playing peek a boo by looking back and forth around the car seat handle when I would lean up or back to change the radio station. Now she grins when she does it, like it’s a big ‘ol game.

Most of the time we can get her to wave at someone now, if we prompt her and get her arm up and going a bit. We swear she said hi or something like it as well the other day.

New sounds are OH and WHOA! Although I doubt she understands the significance of either one.

Several months ago she started helping by lifting her head up to put her onesies over them. Now she helps with her arms as well, and the last few days, after some big praises for ‘me’ lifting her hips, she will hike her heinie up to slide the new diaper underneath her. Seems like she responds to praise, which is good. She also seemed to react in a “negatory” fashion to me shaking my head and giving her the mommy look, which I also hope is very good. Can you hear me knocking wood over here?

9 month check up is the 23rd. Crossing fingers it goes well!

Why do they do that?

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Why do ‘they’ make books that crinkle and wrinkle up like a plastic bag, so kids LOVE the sound? Then all the sudden they reach for a plastic bag because it crinkles, and we all scream NOOO!! You can’t have that. Can you imagine what the heck they must think of us at that point?

Rolled to belly

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Well, Keeley finally rolled from back to belly on her own today, it was bound to happen, as she had been attempting to squish herself as far over as possible on her side/front to sleep the last couple of days.

She’s long been turning herself in a complete circle by arching her back, then scooting, and arching her back and scooting, so now she can roll and turn in a circle. Hmm. Circus performer? As long as we keep her away from the clowns.

Should we worry about rolling her back over at least at night? Watching her during her nap right now, she’s on her belly with her nose completely out and fully flared, breathing deeply.

The dreaded baby poop post

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Stop reading now if you’re eating or are offended by baby poop stories. K?

Yeah, I didnt think it would ever happen here. But there is a lot I didnt think would happen. I was just thinking, man the baby’s poop is an odd color green. It smells really bad too, such an odd smell. I was googling baby poop for the second time this month and couldn’t figure out what was going on. I was worried that maybe I had an abscess as I had been experiencing some pain and hardness/lumpiness thereabouts. Then I went to help my husband fill water bottles. He um, had a funny odor lingering around him. The same odor the baby poop had. Guess it was something all of us ate. ‘Nuff said.

I love google

Friday, February 13th, 2009

Mostly, because it’s an instant way to find out if your kid is normal or not. For instance: today I googled “baby sucking on upper lip”– and voila, found a whole chat room about babies her age that suck at their upper, lower, or just making a fish face and sucking nothing at all. Whew. At least we’re not the only ones. Although it makes me feel a little odd, like why is she doing that? But since it was listed by people who didn’t also say their kids had drastic syndromes, I’m assuming she’s alright.. it’s a funny face, though!

Hemangioma

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

Do yourself a favor and don’t actually look this up, but let it be said that my baby is not perfect! A few weeks after she was born these small tumors appeared on her chest/belly. She is one of the lucky premature babies to have them located there, more than half end up on the face instead of on a coverable body part. Basically she has 2 tiny red spots that will eventually completely disappear, and one about an inch long and a quarter of an inch wide that will grow some and then fade as if it was a scar, probably by the time she is 5. At least that’s what her pediatrician says. Basically it’s an overgrowth of blood vessels close to the skin. Some appear as if under the skin and are bluish and some are on top of the skin and are bright red. We have the bright red kind. They didn’t appear for a couple of weeks and then all the sudden the larger one was there and it was like ‘whoa, where did that come from’? The other 2 came in a couple of weeks after that. She shouldn’t get any more. Luckily there’s nothing wrong with them, and of course hers are in a nicely onesie covered area of her body, so unless we decide to put her in a 2 piece bikini swimsuit or a t-shirt rides up, unless you change her diaper or give her a bath, you’d never know it was there.